What movies have not aged well?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Dr No

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Diamonds Are Forever

How is sex with a woman for gay men?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why are terrible, boring art pieces done by famous people worth so much while beautiful pieces done by amateurs are worthless?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-J W Pepper

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

I am 13 and I am planning to run away. What should I do to succeed?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What do you do when your family doesn’t care about you?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Ah so!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Do narcissists love their children?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Goldfinger

Does a person with schizophrenia hear voices?

You Only Live Twice

Moonraker

The Man with the Golden Gun

If everyone in Russia dropped into holes in the ground only never to return, would that be good for NATO and international peacekeepers? Can we convince Russians to be less diabolical, so they coexist? Does Putin stink like doo doo in the commode?

A View to a Kill

Octopussy

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why do men choose to marry a plain Jane woman over a pretty woman?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Live and Let Die

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What made you feel disgusted today?

From Russia With Love

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-All the bad guys are black.

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